31 Jul 2010
Soaking wet
elephant in the nevada desert?
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"That swine, Grytpype-Thynne buried me up to my neck in sand..."
"I'm going to leave you to die"
"Oh no Seagoon, the man might be attacked by soaking wet elephants."
"What? The nearest elephants are across the Atlantic."
"How do you think they get soaking wet?"
"Very well, pull him out."
This was my first Goon Show. Was I sane after all?
That thought gnaws at me. Will I ever know?
Cure my... what?
You might remove my devils, but you will surely offend my angels.