16 Mar 2010
THE DAILY BAIL RECYCLING PLANT
SPIKE INJURED
TRUMPET ACCIDENT WAITNG TO HAPPEN.
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Spike Milligan, writer of the Goon Show (Oh that old line again) got caught up in his trumpet while performing in front of an audience at the BBC yesterday while recording a new album to be released later in the year.
When asked to comment on the matter Spike recalled, " I was playing in front of a live audience, and suddenly realised it was better than performing in front of a dead one.
Cleaner CriticaL
Elephant crushes cleaner.
A zoo cleaner was crushed yesterday when he took a rest bite, the elephant thought he would rest too
